my last paper's on friday. majority of my friends ended their papers already with the exception of a few, which unfortunately and sadly, includes me. my last paper is microbiology. the thought of memorising scares me cuz seriously i'm not too good at memorising.

here's some very interesting stuff for married couples or for the would-be(s), The Do's and Don'ts of Sex.

I cant believe i'm doing this, but here goes.

Do's
Always take a shower before jumping into bed. you wont to smell unpleasant and sour while you guys are having fun.

Foreplay is important as it sets the mood and gets both the husband and the wife ready for the main course. Husbands, be patient and sensitive to your wife. know what she wants and if you really need to ask, ASK, you're suppose to make her feel good and pleasurable. same goes for the wives, make your husband feel like he's in heaven.

Always ask for consent before getting into bed. you wont want to pounce on your grumpy husband who has just lost his job. this clears misunderstandings that happen when one party wants while the other doesnt. respect his or her decision, its better to be safe than sorry.

Be adventurous and spontanous in bed. think of new positions that are thrilling and enjoyable for both parties. you wont want to be humping your wife while she's lying below you for the next 20 years unless you're a loser.

Make sure that everytime you guys head for bed, you guys must enjoy it and be satisfied by each other, if not forget it.

Don'ts
Strictly no threesomes. i know some greedy husbands out there who wants 2 ladies in bed with him, one stroking his dick while the other fondling his balls. Sex is for you and your wife and not a third party. Same for wives. One dick is more than enough, unless you're a whore in those 10 minutes-fuck-all-you-can pornography flicks.

Men, do not wank yourself after sex. it is VERY insulting to you wife as this shows that you're not satisfied and that you're better off youself. stay single if you plan to do that.

Don't rush off for appointments while in the middle of a session. imagine your husband hitting the climax, squirting and making a mess of your vagina suddenly stops, puts on his clothes and then rush off. this is not prostitution going on dude. better off visiting a brothel right, bang-and-go.?? your wife will be fuming and she wont have sex with you for maybe the next week or two. Dont be too eager to end the session.

I cant think of any more stuff. hahaa. hope this helps. Remember, a healthy relationship between a husband and a wife is to communicate frequently, loving each other and the basic respect and care stuff and regular sex. dont avoid it, there's nothing filthy to it, its love at its purest, so enjoy.


Here's a little joke for a little laughter.

One fine morning, while the husband was having his breakfast and reading his papers, his wife came into the kitchen and started a conversation with him.
Wife(in an eager tone): come on hubby, lets go.
Husband(not paying attention): where to?
Wife: to renew our wedding vows.
Husband(brightens up): you mean there's an expiry date!?

Dont do that too, hahaa. Bye

Surf

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