Just a while ago I was walking back home from the back of Hua Yi. This decent-looking guy in white long sleeve appeared out of nowhere, probably my age. I seriously don't know which way he came from and where he first saw me because it just doesn't seem so possible to appear suddenly and panting like he started running from Pasir Ris. Got a little shock when he suddenly approach me from the back and...
Guy: "Hey, do you think I can get to know you?"
Me: Huh? Err.. *Shakes head with a cautious look*
Guy: "Oh.. Erm.. Okay, thanks and bye"
Me: *Waves slightly*

Ok he's by far the most decent and polite stranger who gives up so fast and isn't irritating cuz he knows his limits.

/

Another time, I was at commonwealth station, looking for Asaph cuz he's sitting somewhere. I was walking at a rather fast pace then, yet I sense someone hurriedly walking behind me at the same pace. So natural instinct I'll move to one side cuz I thought he's in a hurry more than me. Wrong! He's actually catching up with me and then when I move to one side he took his chance and ask me, in a coarse, irritating voice..
Guy: Xiao Jie, ke yi gen ni zuo peng you ma? [Miss, can I be your friend?]
Me: (Such a turn off, become irritated and fyi, I always think ppl who ask this way is dumb and brainless) Huh, bu yao. (Notice I don't give him face and say no right into his face, without looking him in the eyes rudely)
Guy: Bu yao zhe yang la. Zuo zuo peng you er yi ma.. [Don't like that la, be friends only what]
Me: (Super irritated) Dui bu qi, mei xing qu. [Sorry, not interested.]
Guy: (Continues pestering..)
His train came, fortunately and he had no choice but to leave cuz I walked away.

Loser.

/

Okay then there's this other time I'm in bus 334, sitting at the back. This Malay guy sat beside me. After like 5 mins of observation, he decided to introduce himself to me. So he shook my hand. Yadah yadah.. ask me where I stay, where I study blahblahblah.. Then finally he asked me for my number, thats still quite a long way from interchange. Horror, horror. I kept saying no and still give a forceful smile all the way to interchange then he give up.

Another loser.
That very same day I encountered two more losers in fareast plaza. Which I use the below number 1 method and it worked, losers=dumb too.
/

So I've thought of some ways to deal with losers like them.
1) *Smiles cheerfully* Hey how about you give me your number? I'll call you.
2) I'm not so sure, would you like to ask my boyfriend first?
3) yeabutnobutyeabutnobutyeabutNO. [Haha. Royston thought of that. They'll think I'm retarded man]
4) My mummy warned me not to anyhow give strangers my number, especially guys looking like you.
5) Only drop dead gorgeous people can be my friends. You think you reach the standard yet?
6) Damn, you look hideous. *gives disgusted face*
7) NRIC or admin number?

lol i forgot what me and royston discussed the other time. His methods are all so funny. Ok this is just a random post. Lalala~ Too bored.

I want to shop.
I want movies.
I want good food.
All need money.
Money=Need to work.
I don't want to work.
I don't want to work.
I don't want to work.
Means cannot shop.
Means no movies.
Means no good food.
RAWR!

Kai Ling

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