I went out with 4 friends for Sakae Sushi today. It was a treat from the birthday boy. Thanks! Me, fann & jun [nigel's friend] helped Nigel make-over. Make him buy Topshop skinny jeans & polo tee, Everlast sneakers and go to REDS for a hair cut. Poor guy spent so much, haha! But worthwhile cuz he look much better in my opinion. Wanted to shop for some clothes and heels for myself but to no avail. Nothing catches my eye. The top at Dorothy Perkins looked nice but the smallest size is still too big. Damn.



Now, I would like to share with everyone the story of Andrew's little kitten.
Chapter begins...


Last friday, Andrew was in the kitchen at a point of time. As he turned around, to his astonishment, a little kitten was staring at him with innocent beady eyes, something like this...

Labels: meow, sushi

this morning i went to Fico Sports Hub to play soccer. not much comments actually. but i injured myself seriously. my left leg 2nd toe got whacked by teckloong, my shin got kicked by him too. and my lower back's bruised cuz i attempted to do a bicycle kick. it succeeded but i landed rather awkwardly and i injured myself. the pain was really sharp, OUCH. had dinner with kailing. ate stingray and lala. its really nice, i want a giant piece of stingray!!! i love it.

i thought of so many things to blog about but i keep forgetting them. it always happen, i think i need a new phone so that i can blog when on the move. hahaaa. oh oh, i got my new computer already. the graphics really rock and so does my 20" LCD screen. i gotta get games now to fully maximise the computer. i plan to save and buy original games cuz i dont want any shit to be happening to my computer.

kailing's birthday i coming soon. 3 more days then its her birthday. got her present already but still keeping the tabs closed cuz its meant to be a pleasant surprise.

i need money to go shop for new clothes. my condition is dropping to critical already cuz i keep wearing the same clothes over and over again. i'll need a minimum amount of 500 bucks, but i gotta resist going into SKIN and other expensive shops. hahaa.

I'm hungry, damn hungry. the pangs... Horrible.

Surf

Ah.. Great day spent yesterday.

No thanks butter

I wantNEED..

1)A pair of Levi's jeans! [or two, or three or many.. HAHAHA!] White, black, blue :D

2)Ear phone/piece for my laptop so that I can listen to songs in class, hoho.

3)Camera yes yes yes!

4)Creative Vision M/W

5)MORE bags/clothes/heels [lol, so specific]

6)Full set of make-up kit. [No thanks, just kiddin']

7)Big Angbao [Only Blue notes and above accepted]

8)DIESEL jeans [sugardaddy anyone?]

9)Decent tops as in TEE SHIRTS. [levi's, junkfood, David&Goliath, etc etc etc]

10)Maybe some sexy lingerie [woops? :P]

11)Alda's self-made card with your legendary cow drawn 17 times. :P

12)NAMA ROYCE CHOC :D

13)A new thumbdrive [Mine's lost, sigh..]

14)Perfume

15)A gorgrous watch's fine.

16)Stress Ball

17)just to make it to 17!

There, 17 suggestions letting you be spoilt for choices. HAHA!

Newyorknewyork kept calling me. I've learnt not to answer their calls :D Not gonna work this holiday I guess. I want to play all I can. Asaph Asaph Asaph!

Random photos:

In my dad's car "Hello!"

To end off......

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Rah! Chicken head for you!

just now when my mom phoned me to go help her with her shopping. i agreed and went down. but when i reached the lift lobby on my level, i was utterly horrified. there was a pile of incense ashes at the corner and quite a number of joss sticks lying around. soon, the ashes started to fly when the wind started to pick up. how horrible is this?? i mean, i dont complain much bout incense burning and all but this is certainly too much. how would others feel, say the malays and the indians.

Indians: what is this pile of ash doing here!? such a nuisance, no basic courtesy at all. what's wrong with the chinese?? burn this burn that, burn everywhere. i want to complain to Town Council!!!(head's bobbing of course)

Malays: what sial!?!? what the fuck is that sial!?!? bloody hell, stupid chinese sial, gila barbi, bodoh is it?? everytime say us pray very loud, you all funeral also noisy right!? now burn so smelly, fuck sial!!!

alright, no racism but that's how they'll feel. so please basic courtesy, burn your stuff in those metal cans they provide and not on the ground or on the grass. if Live Earth wanted to stop air pollution, they should've considered Asia cuz we, i mean they, not me, burn and burn and burn incense to a special group of deceased people. we have to be logical here, i'm not trying to be disrespectful and all but, you really think those dead will receive your "cash" and go shopping for their Guccis and Armanis in perhaps, ParaGone?? no right. that's what they say, not what they've seen. so until you've seen it, nothing's for real.

No hard feelings, just that my feelings aren't soft in the first place.
Surf

Labels: Dead, Incense

my last paper's on friday. majority of my friends ended their papers already with the exception of a few, which unfortunately and sadly, includes me. my last paper is microbiology. the thought of memorising scares me cuz seriously i'm not too good at memorising.

here's some very interesting stuff for married couples or for the would-be(s), The Do's and Don'ts of Sex.

I cant believe i'm doing this, but here goes.

Do's
Always take a shower before jumping into bed. you wont to smell unpleasant and sour while you guys are having fun.

Foreplay is important as it sets the mood and gets both the husband and the wife ready for the main course. Husbands, be patient and sensitive to your wife. know what she wants and if you really need to ask, ASK, you're suppose to make her feel good and pleasurable. same goes for the wives, make your husband feel like he's in heaven.

Always ask for consent before getting into bed. you wont want to pounce on your grumpy husband who has just lost his job. this clears misunderstandings that happen when one party wants while the other doesnt. respect his or her decision, its better to be safe than sorry.

Be adventurous and spontanous in bed. think of new positions that are thrilling and enjoyable for both parties. you wont want to be humping your wife while she's lying below you for the next 20 years unless you're a loser.

Make sure that everytime you guys head for bed, you guys must enjoy it and be satisfied by each other, if not forget it.

Don'ts
Strictly no threesomes. i know some greedy husbands out there who wants 2 ladies in bed with him, one stroking his dick while the other fondling his balls. Sex is for you and your wife and not a third party. Same for wives. One dick is more than enough, unless you're a whore in those 10 minutes-fuck-all-you-can pornography flicks.

Men, do not wank yourself after sex. it is VERY insulting to you wife as this shows that you're not satisfied and that you're better off youself. stay single if you plan to do that.

Don't rush off for appointments while in the middle of a session. imagine your husband hitting the climax, squirting and making a mess of your vagina suddenly stops, puts on his clothes and then rush off. this is not prostitution going on dude. better off visiting a brothel right, bang-and-go.?? your wife will be fuming and she wont have sex with you for maybe the next week or two. Dont be too eager to end the session.

I cant think of any more stuff. hahaa. hope this helps. Remember, a healthy relationship between a husband and a wife is to communicate frequently, loving each other and the basic respect and care stuff and regular sex. dont avoid it, there's nothing filthy to it, its love at its purest, so enjoy.


Here's a little joke for a little laughter.

One fine morning, while the husband was having his breakfast and reading his papers, his wife came into the kitchen and started a conversation with him.
Wife(in an eager tone): come on hubby, lets go.
Husband(not paying attention): where to?
Wife: to renew our wedding vows.
Husband(brightens up): you mean there's an expiry date!?

Dont do that too, hahaa. Bye

Surf

Labels: jokes, Sex

Just a while ago I was walking back home from the back of Hua Yi. This decent-looking guy in white long sleeve appeared out of nowhere, probably my age. I seriously don't know which way he came from and where he first saw me because it just doesn't seem so possible to appear suddenly and panting like he started running from Pasir Ris. Got a little shock when he suddenly approach me from the back and...
Guy: "Hey, do you think I can get to know you?"
Me: Huh? Err.. *Shakes head with a cautious look*
Guy: "Oh.. Erm.. Okay, thanks and bye"
Me: *Waves slightly*

Ok he's by far the most decent and polite stranger who gives up so fast and isn't irritating cuz he knows his limits.

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Another time, I was at commonwealth station, looking for Asaph cuz he's sitting somewhere. I was walking at a rather fast pace then, yet I sense someone hurriedly walking behind me at the same pace. So natural instinct I'll move to one side cuz I thought he's in a hurry more than me. Wrong! He's actually catching up with me and then when I move to one side he took his chance and ask me, in a coarse, irritating voice..
Guy: Xiao Jie, ke yi gen ni zuo peng you ma? [Miss, can I be your friend?]
Me: (Such a turn off, become irritated and fyi, I always think ppl who ask this way is dumb and brainless) Huh, bu yao. (Notice I don't give him face and say no right into his face, without looking him in the eyes rudely)
Guy: Bu yao zhe yang la. Zuo zuo peng you er yi ma.. [Don't like that la, be friends only what]
Me: (Super irritated) Dui bu qi, mei xing qu. [Sorry, not interested.]
Guy: (Continues pestering..)
His train came, fortunately and he had no choice but to leave cuz I walked away.

Loser.

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Okay then there's this other time I'm in bus 334, sitting at the back. This Malay guy sat beside me. After like 5 mins of observation, he decided to introduce himself to me. So he shook my hand. Yadah yadah.. ask me where I stay, where I study blahblahblah.. Then finally he asked me for my number, thats still quite a long way from interchange. Horror, horror. I kept saying no and still give a forceful smile all the way to interchange then he give up.

Another loser.
That very same day I encountered two more losers in fareast plaza. Which I use the below number 1 method and it worked, losers=dumb too.
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So I've thought of some ways to deal with losers like them.
1) *Smiles cheerfully* Hey how about you give me your number? I'll call you.
2) I'm not so sure, would you like to ask my boyfriend first?
3) yeabutnobutyeabutnobutyeabutNO. [Haha. Royston thought of that. They'll think I'm retarded man]
4) My mummy warned me not to anyhow give strangers my number, especially guys looking like you.
5) Only drop dead gorgeous people can be my friends. You think you reach the standard yet?
6) Damn, you look hideous. *gives disgusted face*
7) NRIC or admin number?

lol i forgot what me and royston discussed the other time. His methods are all so funny. Ok this is just a random post. Lalala~ Too bored.

I want to shop.
I want movies.
I want good food.
All need money.
Money=Need to work.
I don't want to work.
I don't want to work.
I don't want to work.
Means cannot shop.
Means no movies.
Means no good food.
RAWR!

Kai Ling

Labels: losers, more losers

Yes its my turn to blog. Kai Ling here anyway. Asaph's still having exams.

Alright, to start off, I shall do what Asaph did. To post up a little boredom killer test for you guys, ALL ABOUT ME!! :D No harm trying it! Not easy if you don't know me well enough.



Create your own Friend Test here

Anyway, I smell fresh air. No lets not talk about the incense papers and joss sticks. I'm referring to the freedom, the end of exams! Hurray even though I'm mentally prepared to repeat some modules already. Oh ya talking bout 7th month, the ge tai at the field near my house is soooooo loud I can't type in peace. Sickening! And talking about ge tai, I went to watch 881 with my classmates just now. It was rather good, funny hokkien.

I'm just thinking whether I should get a job this holiday to earn some moolah. Need to go shopping and all you know. Then there's feesee and roys' birthdays, nydc class gathering, asaph&kailing's days which need lots and lots and lots of money. Haha! Not to forget movies!!

Gosh after thinking for super duper long, I realise one thing.
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I HAVE NOTHING INTERESTING/UNINTERESTING TO BLOG ABOUT!

Exams over, no more late night struggling with revision, no more waking up early. So NOW, I'm going to compensate myself all these losses. AND SLEEP TILL I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE PANDA EYES. Teehee, I know its impossible lah, idiot.

Remember to do the test ok! :)


Lots of love,
Kai Ling

Labels: Friend Test, Ge Tai, SLEEP

hey there, i'm gonna blog again. this time round, let me reveal to you a bit of my dad's favourite hobby to you.this is my home theatre system. there's like 4 speakers, but my dad's using the front 2 currently.

another amplifier, another of his darling.

those are my dad's favourite past times. tweaking around and blasting those systems. they're totally awesome and i feel that his level is almost professional. the music and the sound effects are totall wicked to the extent that i cant really stand poor sound systems. not that i'm proud, but its just that after hearing something so good, you wont want something else of a lower level.

and of course, not forgetting his two other precious darlings.................

was at KFC just now. 2 girls talked really loud. screaming across the floor to some other guy. basic courtesy dimwits.

i'm planning to join SP's Oops magazine crew as a writer. but first, i gotta win over their hearts by writing an article to them. dateline's 5th september. oh gosh, i hope i can impress them with my stuff and i get chosen and become a critically acclaimed writer for Oops. what a wishful thought, settle my exams first.

what if i became the biggest dawg on the block in fashion consultancy and a world class hair-stylist?? life would be bliss. rubbing shoulders with celebs and all. damndamndamn random!!!

Surf

Hi there. i'm in the midst of my exams right now. that explains why i'm not blogging much. anyway, i made this little thing up. go have a go at it, have fun!




Create your own Friend Test here

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!


Hahaha.. I just have to blog something at least. I'm sneezing. Now who's the culprit who misses me so much? Own up.

Cheers!!

Kai Ling

I went to take the free 20 pairs of colour contact lenses yesterday. Asaph always eat mac. Sigh.
Anyway he came over to my place and we practically waste our day playing neopets. Tried many many games, then he's so funny, kept rushing to any shop with stocks to buy anything he see. Crazy guy. BUT he sell things with profit so easily! So sickening. My account has more neopoints though. :D

I promised Conan to help him out on National Day since I do not have any plans. But that just means one day without studying. You know how much I can learn in a day? =.=" Never mind. Nobody studies on National Day. Let me assume that, so shut up. Good thing is the pay. So much better than last time. Heheh, maybe I'll work at nyny again during my holidays. Of course I'll spare time for my lovely surf too!

Regarding exams, I haven't start on any module revision yet. When I'm totally clueless bout photoshop and the module exam is next wed, it simply means I'm gonna forward it. And forward it. And forward it again. lol, can't imagine. Damn I'm going to plan a timetable from today allllllll the way to exam ends. Oh well, this is Singapore, where education suck your brain juice dry. I would say opportunities are more important than a cert, so GO MAKE MORE FRIENDS NOW! I'd erm.. go feed my neopet for awhile. REALLY, AWHILE ONLY!!!

ps: Happy belated birthday to yongxing. I can't msg him cuz my phone is spoilt. Sorry yongnai!

Kai Ling

i'm currently in the neopets craze now. yes, i created an account a few days ago to kill time in school. hahaa. i was in the re-stock craze just now. just grab and buy, dont care what it is. hahaa. there's this job agency too. the jobs are gone in 25 seconds!!! can you imagine?? goodness. oh well, who cares.

recently i'm kinda fed up about something. and that's bout this month's issue of FHM. sickening! think 3 weeks ago, i bought it. i was happily reading through and all, right. then 2 weeks later, there were some freebies given off: nivea facial foam and shaving gel. i mean, oh my god!!! those 2 items itself cover the cost of the mag!!! goodness!!! the 100 sexiest section wasn't that very good too. sexiest woman goes to Andrea Fonseka of Deal or No Deal and hosting the upcoming reality show, Live the Dream. Jessica Alba is only 3rd, THIRD!!! argh... zzz. America one's nicer, much i tell you.

Surf